shit happens, thats what I always say...

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If you'd like to  buy certain products that are under lock and key in walgreens you must first call an attendant and point to the thing you want to purchase so they get it out for you. You generally have to already know what you want because they just hand you the product and lock the rest up very quickly, so if you'd like to read the back you have ( Read more... )

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Has your girlfriend been hard to track down lately? Do you suspect she’s been keeping her cell phone off on purpose? Or better yet-is it that you really just care about where her bra and panties have been? Well, then this holiday season you can give the gift that keeps on giving (off creepy stalker vibes): lingerie with a built-in GPS tracking ( Read more... )

My band mates are retarded.

I spend most of my free time with them

this can only lead to one conclusion, and as I am the master of deciphering these kind of dilemmas you guys don’t have to tell me what it is...I already know :))

P.S. I attended my first ever drumm circle on sunday with our new drummer who happens to be a pro. It was a big one and was ( Read more... )

I am doing something wrong
I don’t know what it is specifically
But I have a strong suspicion on a global scale… though I don’t know how to fix it

The one thing I do know, is that I need to get pepper spray

if it smells like shit, and it looks like shit, it most likely is shit.

The best place to plant flowers is in piles of shit